女人四十一支花

40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你叫醒，然後問你：「你在想什麼？」She doesn't care what you think.她才不管你在想什麼！If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.40歲以上的女人如果不想看棒球轉播，她不會坐在你旁邊發牢騷。She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。Women over 40 are dignified.40歲以上的女人穩重自持。

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.她們很少在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.當然，如果是你闖的禍，她們會毫不猶豫一槍把你給斃了，如果她確定不會被抓去關的話。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They knowwhat it's like to be unappreciated.熟女不吝於讚美別人，雖然常常是虛偽的，因為她們知道被冷落的滋味。Women get psychic as they age.女人越老第六感越靈驗。You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人承認你曾犯下的錯誤。Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexierthan her younger counterpart.只要妳能夠對一兩條皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。Older women are forthright and honest.年齡較大的女人直率而又誠實。

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don„t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.如果你是一個蠢蛋或是舉止像一個蠢蛋，她們會馬上叫你滾蛋，你完全無需傷腦筋去揣摩她的心意。Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.沒錯，40歲以上的女人有很多優點。

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.不幸的是40歲以上的男人就完全不是這回事了！For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.相對於每一個美麗、聰明、打扮入時而且熱情的40歲以上的女人，就有一個禿頭凸肚的老頭，醜態百出的在和20幾歲的侍女打情罵俏。Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,女士們，我要在這兒替講過下面這段話的臭男人道歉：

“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, 他們說：「當你可以免費喝牛奶的時候，何必買一頭母牛回家呢？」Here's an update for you.現在的情況是這樣的：Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.現今有80%的女人寧願不結婚。Why？為什麼呢？

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just toget a little sausage!因為女人終於領悟到不必為了一根香腸，而把整隻豬買回去！